Quotes of the week

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I’m not that stupid

Prince Charles vows to stop med­dling when he

fi­nally be­comes king

Sorry I’m late!

Record breaker Ross Ed­g­ley ar­rives back in Kent after swim­ming the 1,791 mile Bri­tish coast­line in 157 days. He thought it

would take 100

Ev­ery­body who does a stress­ful job needs a way to switch off, mine’s Lego

Cul­ture Sec­re­tary

Jeremy Wright re­veals his pas­sion for

build­ing Lego mod­els, in­clud­ing a 4,500 piece

Star Wars’ Death Star

I am a young god... I’m in great shape and I want this to be recog­nised

Dutch­man Emile Ratel­band, 69, wants to

wipe 20 years off his of­fi­cial age – in the same way trans­gen­der peo­ple change sex – to help find love on dat­ing app Tin­der

There isn’t one law for the fa­mous and one for the rest of the com­mu­nity

High Court judge Mr Jus­tice Mostyn ticks off Ant McPartlin for fail­ing to at­tend his di­vorce case

I said ‘I can’t kiss you, can I?’ And he said ‘No, you don’t’

Ac­tress Emma

Thomp­son fails to break

con­ven­tion while re­ceiv­ing her dame­hood from

Prince Wil­liam

You are a rude, ter­ri­ble per­son

Don­ald Trump loses his

cool with CNN’s Jim Acosta after the re­porter re­fuses to hand back his

mi­cro­phone at a White House press con­fer­ence

Life will cer­tainly seem longer

Tory MP Des­mond Swayne

on govern­ment ad­vice that we should drink less

and ex­er­cise more

Who wants all this new­fan­gled 4K Ul­tra HD, satel­lite dishes or a screen that’s big­ger than your room when you can have glo­ri­ous black and white TV?

TV and ra­dio his­to­rian Jef­frey Borin­sky is not sur­prised by news that 7,161 peo­ple still have a

black and white set

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