Hail thump for chump Trump
After two years of non-stop Trumping, US politics has finally taken a turn for the better. American voters showed what they thought of their President’s racist, sexist agenda by handing the House of Representatives to his rival Democrats and electing a record number of women.
Congress firsts were the first two Muslim women, the first two native American women and the youngest woman ever elected.
Let’s hope when Mr Trump squints through his piggy little eyes at his reflection in the mirror, he realises that his truth-twisting tweets can probably take 90 per cent of the credit for that.