I’m dis-Mayed at these losers

Sunday Mirror - - SAIRAKHAN - In Strictly Come Danc­ing we are al­ways be­ing told that one of the key in­gre­di­ents the judges want to see be­tween part­ners is “chem­istry”. So they must be thrilled with EastEn­ders hunk Davood Ghadami be­cause he and his Strictly other half Nadiya By­chkova

I did feel sorry for Theresa May at the Tory Party con­fer­ence. She des­per­ately needed to give the speech of her life, to roar like a li­on­ess and ward off any doubts about her abil­ity to lead. In­stead she croaked and coughed her way through her words while dodg­ing fall­ing let­ters from a Tory slo­gan and a co­me­dian wav­ing a fake P45 un­der her nose. All of which to­tally took the spot­light off po­ten­tial chal­lenger Boris John­son’s crass com­ment that Libyan city Sirte could be­come the new Dubai once “the dead bod­ies” are cleared away. The woman with ap­palling luck or the man with ap­palling judg­ment – not much of a choice is it?

CAP­TION: DYDYDYDY

SPLUT­TER­ING Mrs May’s speech

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