Sus­penders in stock­ings

Sunday Mirror - - SAIRAKHAN -

I don’t like to men­tion the C word too early, but the must-have fes­tive gifts ac­cord­ing to a John Lewis trend re­port re­veal a lot about our­selves. Ro­bot lawn­mow­ers, white train­ers and 70-inch tel­lies have seen a sales surge. And blokes won­der­ing what to get the other half will like this – so have thongs and sus­penders. Seems to me we’re a na­tion of layabouts, feet up in white train­ers, who don’t like a vis­i­ble panty line but want to feel sexy. Yep, that sums me right up.

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