Suspenders in stockings
I don’t like to mention the C word too early, but the must-have festive gifts according to a John Lewis trend report reveal a lot about ourselves. Robot lawnmowers, white trainers and 70-inch tellies have seen a sales surge. And blokes wondering what to get the other half will like this – so have thongs and suspenders. Seems to me we’re a nation of layabouts, feet up in white trainers, who don’t like a visible panty line but want to feel sexy. Yep, that sums me right up.