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KINKY MISSUS ‘DID AN AMBER’ IN OUR BED

READER PIC Confused Lisa thought sh*tting on sheets was a kinky Hollywood sex treat Kate goes bare in the woods

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IF you go down to the woods today – you’ll find Kate Marshall with her boobs out!

The 23- year- old, from Chester, was visiting Delamere Forest in Cheshire with her boyfriend Graham when she decided to give a flash while leaning on a sturdy pine.

She said: “Waiting for a quiet moment took ages as the place was rammed with all these ruddy ramblers and snobby middle- class folk!”

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FOULED: Lisa dirtied the marital bedsheets for hubby Steve

LIKE everyone else, Lisa Kenyon has been gripped by the courtroom battle raging between actor Johnny Depp and his famous ex- wife Amber Heard.

Depp, 57, is suing the Sun newspaper for libel for claiming he’s a wife- beater and his ex is the newspaper’s star witness.

But perhaps 32- year- old Lisa has not been reading the coverage of the trial at London’s High Court all THAT closely.

Because when she heard allegation­s that Amber, 34, had SHAT in the marital bed during the Hollywood couple’s doomed marriage, she thought it was a kinky showbiz sex trick…

So Lisa promptly recreated it as a “treat” for 35- year- old hubby Steve at their tidy semi near Huddersfie­ld, West Yorks.

Steve shuddered: “I came home and our Lisa had her sexy smalls on said, ‘ Oooh, I’ve got a surprise for you – proper showbiz like’.

“I wondered if she’s had her bumhole bleached or summat, but then she says, ‘ Go upstairs’.

“So I scampered into the bedroom. It stank to high heaven – of shit!

“I said, ‘ Our Lisa, you’ve shat the bed, you dirty mare!’ and she says, ‘ Aye, it’s a trick that Amber Heard did for Johnny Depp. D’you like it?’

“I says, ‘ No, I ruddy do not. Look, it’s ruined them sheets.”

Miss Heard allegedly defecated in their bed in fury after a blazing row on her 30th birthday party in which Mr Depp threw a magnum- sized bottle of champagne at her, the High Court had heard.

Lisa said: “I felt such a ruddy fool when I found out the truth. I had to burn the sheets.”

The Depp libel trial continues this week.

AT COURT: Amber Heard and Depp

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