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A FRENCH baker is making bread from wheat fertilised by ladies’ TINKLE!

Engineer and “ecofeminist” Louise Raguet blathered: “Urine is a great fertiliser. This is to break taboos over excrement and create a sustainable food cycle.”

Raguet regularly gathers piddle from female urinals in the 14th Arrondissement of Paris.

She is the brains behind “Boucle d’Or” – or Goldilocks bread.

According to a new study published by the French Urban Planning Agency, 29 million loaves of urine- utilising bread could be baked daily – saving farmers 703 tons of nitrogen employed in artificial fertilisers per day.

Raguet claimed: “It’s a neglected liquid, usually dismissed as a waste.

“It should be treated like a gold mine.”