Cock bite trailer row man fined

A MAN tried to bite off another chap’s PENIS during a fight over a stolen trailer.

Daniel Hatton was convicted of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and fined £ 500 after munching on his victim’s meat ’ n’ two veg.

The 53- year- old went to the home of Peter Peterson, who he was in dispute with over an alleged stolen box trailer.

Hatton told cops: “I got near the front of his home when he came flying out the door with two other guys and a woman.”

He said Mr Peterson punched him first and the pair ended up on the ground wrestling.

Mr Peterson ended up “on top throwing punches” with Hatton’s head near his crotch.

Hatton added: “To stop him jumping on my head again, I grabbed a hold of something with my teeth.”

Hatton, of Gosford, New South Wales, Australia, told police he was “half the size and twice the age” of Mr Peterson.

After his conviction he launched an appeal, claiming he had acted in self- defence.