THE GENERATION GAME Gran, mum and daughter are ALL hookers

THREE generations of prostitutes working in the same brothel have all been arrested when police raided their family- run house of ill- repute.

Queen bee Sheila Stokes, 65, daughter Sally Jones, 42, and Sally’s 21- year- old daughter Fiona were all held when officers booted the back doors in at parlour run from their semi- detatched home Sauna and Massage in Godalming, Surrey.

A police source said: “Sheila has been renting out her twat for more than 40 years. To be honest, it must look like an accident in a meat rendering plant down there. But she’s very popular.

“Sally took over the day- to- day running a couple of years back. It came to our attention that Sally and Fiona NOT UNDER THE RADAR: Suburban semi where gran, daughter and grandaughter provided sexual services LOOKING FOR FAMILY BUSINESS? Left to right – Sheila, Sally and Fiona were introducing a few innovations – like girls from abroad who’ll do stuff like tarmacking and Belgian Biscuit.

“It’s not true to say that police turn a blind eye to massage parlours but some can operate under the radar, if they are discreet and don’t upset anyone.

Tarmacking

“But when you’ve got guys turning up at all hours – some from as far away as Leatherhead – in search of exotic perversions, you’re going to attract attention.

“The crunch came when a man arrived at a neighbouring property and asked the lady there to shit in a crisp packet for £ 40.

“As the lady in question was the wholly- innocent wife of a local councillor we obviously had to act.”

All three women face charges of running a brothel and controlling prostitutes.