TRUMP SEX DWARF STOLE MY WIFE
LENNIE Rosset had long suspected that his wife Glenda was having an extra- marital affair.
But when he found out his hunch was correct, there was worse to come…
For poor Lennie was being cuckolded by a MIDGET!
To add insult to injury, his miniature love rival turned out to be the spitting image of US presidential candidate Donald Trump.
And to put the brass hat on Lennie’s humiliation, the dwarf homewrecker makes a living spoofing The Donald in XXX adult movies!
Smalls
Lennie’s world fell apart when he came home early one evening and found pint- sized porn actor Bruce Kirkston – aka Diddy Donald – hiding among Glenda’s smalls at their home in Boise, Idaho.
The 39- year- old welder told Sunday Sport: “Four years of marriage down the tubes, and all because my Glenda fancied some dwarf cock.
“How does any man come back from that?”
He continued: “I had been out with the lads after work but then an argument broke out about Donald Trump.
“Some of the guys think Trump’s the best thing to hit America since spray- on cheese.
“But I think the man is an asshole – a real jerk. I don’t like talking politics in the bar anyhows, so I drank up and headed home.
“Obviously, my Glenda had reckoned on me being out for the night because she had invited her lover round.
“I could see the lights were on in the ground floor bedroom at the front of the house, so I pulled up nice and quiet, and carefully opened the front door without a sound.
“I could hear sex noises from that direction and I’m sure I heard Glenda yelp ‘ Oooh, Donnie baby… stick it right in my ass!’
“That’s when I slammed the door shut and it suddenly went all quiet in the house.
“When I opened the bedroom door, Glenda was in bed alone.
“‘ Who the f** k have you got up here?’ I demanded, and she just said, ‘ Nobody, honey. I just fancied an early night.
“I pulled back the sheets but the bed was empty. I opened all the closets but still nobody was in there.
“I shouted, ‘ Where the hell is he?!’ but Glenda just feigned innocence.
“Then there was a sneeze – from Glenda’s chest of drawers. I said, ‘ What the f** k?!’ and opened her panties drawer.
“Imagine my shock when this naked little guy jumped out,
cackling like a fool. That’s when I noticed… he was a dead ringer for Donald Trump!
“I should have kicked his itty- bitty ass, but my Momma always told me, ‘ Don’t hit dwarfs or cripples’.
“So I went back to the bar and had me a skinful.”
Disgraceful
After a night staying with pals, Lennie went home to demand an explanation from his wife.
He said: “She told me that this guy was an actor – I later found out that he is a porn star – and that they are in love and she wants a divorce.
“I felt physically sick and I almost threw up on the spot.
“It’s horrifying. My wife has run off with a midget Donald Trump!”
Last night Glenda refused to comment on her disgraceful harlotry.
Kirkston has appeared in a string of Donald Trump- based porn flicks including Trump Box Terror, Donald F** k, Donald Does Hillary’s Ass and White House Black Momma.
Last night he was away filming and could not be contacted by Sunday Sport.