MEXICAN HOOKERS TO DRILL EXCLUSIVE 2 GLORY HOLES IN TRUMP WALL
MEXICAN hookers living along the country’s border with the United States will cash in on Donald Trump’s controversial wall – by drilling GLORY HOLES in it to suck off randy Gringos!
One of President Trump’s central campaign promises was to erect a solid wall along the 2,000- mile frontier between the two countries to halt illegal immigration.
The plan has led to a stand- off between the nations, with the Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto cancelling a visit to Washington in protest.
But while the wall is bad news for Mexicans slipping across the border, it’s good for suck- happy Latino whores.
Hooker Conchita, 23, said: “When Senor Trump build his wall, we take big drill and make glory hole – agujero de la Gloria. Señor Gringo put his Yankee pito through, we suckee- suckee, he pass us plenty Yankee dollar!
“We have a wall that is 3,200 kilometres, girls along the full length… is plenty peso, ole!”
Last night a White House spokesman claimed that the Trump administration would look into the wall’s design to try and stop glory- hole abuse of the barrier.
The spokesman said: “The President has said this wall is going to be great – and we don’t want that greatness sullied by this kind of activity.
“Of course, the President has already thought of how to solve this problem – he thinks everything through. It’s not like he says the first crazy darn thing that comes into his head. He thinks it through. He’s great.”
Last week senior members of the Trump administration said that the wall would be paid for by a 20 per cent tax on Mexican goods coming into the USA, including cars, avocados, jumping beans, chihuahuas and sombreros.
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