MEX­I­CAN HOOK­ERS TO DRILL EX­CLU­SIVE 2 GLORY HOLES IN TRUMP WALL

Sunday Sport - - NEWS - By BRAD CHAD­WICK news@ sun­daysport. co. uk

MEX­I­CAN hook­ers liv­ing along the coun­try’s bor­der with the United States will cash in on Don­ald Trump’s con­tro­ver­sial wall – by drilling GLORY HOLES in it to suck off randy Grin­gos!

One of Pres­i­dent Trump’s cen­tral cam­paign prom­ises was to erect a solid wall along the 2,000- mile fron­tier between the two coun­tries to halt il­le­gal im­mi­gra­tion.

The plan has led to a stand- off between the na­tions, with the Mex­i­can Pres­i­dent En­rique Pena Ni­eto can­celling a visit to Wash­ing­ton in protest.

But while the wall is bad news for Mex­i­cans slip­ping across the bor­der, it’s good for suck- happy Latino whores.

Hooker Conchita, 23, said: “When Senor Trump build his wall, we take big drill and make glory hole – agu­jero de la Glo­ria. Señor Gringo put his Yan­kee pito through, we suc­kee- suc­kee, he pass us plenty Yan­kee dol­lar!

“We have a wall that is 3,200 kilo­me­tres, girls along the full length… is plenty peso, ole!”

Last night a White House spokesman claimed that the Trump ad­min­is­tra­tion would look into the wall’s design to try and stop glory- hole abuse of the bar­rier.

The spokesman said: “The Pres­i­dent has said this wall is go­ing to be great – and we don’t want that great­ness sul­lied by this kind of ac­tiv­ity.

“Of course, the Pres­i­dent has al­ready thought of how to solve this prob­lem – he thinks ev­ery­thing through. It’s not like he says the first crazy darn thing that comes into his head. He thinks it through. He’s great.”

Last week se­nior mem­bers of the Trump ad­min­is­tra­tion said that the wall would be paid for by a 20 per cent tax on Mex­i­can goods com­ing into the USA, in­clud­ing cars, av­o­ca­dos, jump­ing beans, chi­huahuas and som­breros.

HERE WE BLOW: Hook­ers will drill glory holes like this SUCK­ING GREAT: Conchita is look­ing for­ward to wall

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