DON­ALD’S NUDE WIFE BAN

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DON­ALD Trump has se­cretly vowed to “get any­one” who WANKS OVER nude pic­tures of his wife taken when she was a model.

The lucky 70- year- old pres­i­dent’s Slove­ni­an­born wife Me­la­nia, 46, mod­elled for top fash­ion houses and also posed for red- hot naked snaps.

Racy

But the pic­tures have proved to be an al­ba­tross around the neck of the now- First Lady, with con­ser­va­tive mem­bers of Trump’s snooty Repub­li­can Party look­ing askance at the racy snaps.

Now it seems that the Pres­i­dent is thought to be more wor­ried about Mex­i­cans mas­tur­bat­ing over the “feelthy” pic­tures to protest against his wall plans.

A source at the U. S. State De­part­ment said: “The Pres­i­dent has a ter­ror that his author­ity would be un­der­mined by an­gry Mex­i­cans ejac­u­lat­ing over pic­tures of his pretty, naked wife.

“There has been talk of pub­lic ‘ Wank- Offs’ in Mex­ico, with hun­dreds of Mex­i­cans ejac­u­lat­ing in con­cert on pic­tures of the First Lady.

“He’s vowed to ‘ get any­one’ in­volved in such a protest.

“We’re not sure what that means, but it may in­volve wa­ter­board­ing.”

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