DONALD’S NUDE WIFE BAN
DONALD Trump has secretly vowed to “get anyone” who WANKS OVER nude pictures of his wife taken when she was a model.
The lucky 70- year- old president’s Slovenianborn wife Melania, 46, modelled for top fashion houses and also posed for red- hot naked snaps.
But the pictures have proved to be an albatross around the neck of the now- First Lady, with conservative members of Trump’s snooty Republican Party looking askance at the racy snaps.
Now it seems that the President is thought to be more worried about Mexicans masturbating over the “feelthy” pictures to protest against his wall plans.
A source at the U. S. State Department said: “The President has a terror that his authority would be undermined by angry Mexicans ejaculating over pictures of his pretty, naked wife.
“There has been talk of public ‘ Wank- Offs’ in Mexico, with hundreds of Mexicans ejaculating in concert on pictures of the First Lady.
“He’s vowed to ‘ get anyone’ involved in such a protest.
“We’re not sure what that means, but it may involve waterboarding.”