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DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

A FEW years ago me and my husband enjoyed taking part in saucy swinging parties and we had amazing sex with several different people.

One time we were at a party that friends had organised and there were about 30 other swingers there. The theme was S& M and me and my hubby arrived wearing our kinky leather gear under our coats.

We had only been there about 15 minutes when I found myself sucking off a well- endowed stranger in the kitchen while my hubby was rimming a rather large lady he’d bent over the sink!

But last week he suggested we get involved in the swinging scene again after more than 15 years of monogamy.

I’m a little worried I’m not in the same shape I was and would be embarrassed. What do you think? FR, Kent IF you’re confident in your relationship with your hubby, you have nothing to worry about. MY missus is a right kinky sort and I used to love it when she sucked my toes and licked my balls and did all sorts of filthy things like that.

In return, she asked me to penetrate her with fruit and veg. She’d come back from the supermarket with cucumbers, bananas and aubergines which she’d keep in the fridge then bring up to the bedroom.

We’d get warmed up with a spot of oral and that, and maybe a quick shag, then out would come the veg and I’d slip it everywhere it would go while she squealed with pleasure.

But a couple of nights ago, she asked me to pleasure her with a giant German sausage. I drew the line at this and she had a real strop and said I’d have to make my own tea in future.

Which of us is being the most unreasonable? CF, Strathclyde SIT down with her and work out what you both want on the sex menu. Phwoar! Miss Probert’s wearing no panties!