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LEADING LADIES: Joan and Pauline Collins THE name Collins is synonymous with fame: EastEnders and Corrie Michelle, Genesis frontman Phil and Irish revolutionary Michael.

Hell, you can even look up the word ‘ synonymous’ in the famous Collins dictionary!

Anyway, a new film has brought together two members of the Collins tribe.

The Time Of Their Lives stars 73- year- old Shirley Valentine actress Pauline Collins and former Dynasty vamp Joan Collins, 83.

Unfortunately, the movie has been panned by critics as a Shirley Valentine- knockoff- meets- ThelmaandLouise- on- Zimmer- frames- turkey .

The Telegraph’s Robbie Collin said the film is produced with “all the finesse of a galvanised dustbin bouncing down a concrete staircase”.

Depressing

And The Guardian’s Peter Bradshaw describes the flick’s “creeping and depressing awfulness”.

So, the movie’s got its knockers. But so have Joan and Pauline…