Giant’s cock dildo up for grabs soon
A NEW sex toy modelled on Britain’s most famous willy is set to go on sale next month.
The 12- inch Dorset Giant is a scaled- down replica of the 36- foot manhood on the Cerne Abbas Giant chalk figure in the county.
Inventor Nigel Scopes said: “The Cerne Abbas Giant has the most recognisable penis in Britain. It’s bizarre that nobody has thought to make a sex toy replicating the exact shape.”
The Dorset Giant will sell for around £ 50 and has 14 speeds.
The real Cerne Abbas Giant is a 180ft- tall image of a naked, club wielding man carved into the chalky hillside.
Each summer deluded hippy couples have sex on the Giant’s cock, believing it helps fertility, or some bollocks like that.
The origin and age of the figure are unclear. It is often thought of as an ancient work of art, though it may have been carved in the late 17th century. – Billy Connolly