BANG-LE OUT OF ORDER

Tourists shocked by Thai souvenirs

EACH year thousands of young Brits head to the Far East to “find themselves” during a so- called “gap year”.

Many find themselves in the fleshpots of faraway Thailand and on their return all they’ll have to show for their adventure is a grotty friendship band.

The bands, handcrafted in Bangkok sweatshops, carry different slogans to reflect the wearer’s personality or experiences.

But let’s hope that no bewildered backpackers select a bangle from this vendor – as the slogans are VERY ripe!

Among the legends woven into the bands are: “F** k my ass”, “Up bum no baby”, “I like ladyboy” and “Savage my anus”.

When quizzed about her products, the vendor said: “Hi GI… suckee f** kee only 10 dollar?”

Our man then made his excuses and fled.