FIRM FLOGS FIRST DATE POO PANTS

Sunday Sport - - NEWS - By BAR­NEY SA­MUELS news@ sun­daysport. co. uk

A CHEEKY firm is ad­ver­tis­ing adult nap­pies for first dates – after a girl got stuck in a win­dow dur­ing a dis­as­trous night out with her new fella.

The story of the un­named girl, who got stuck be­tween two panes of glass when she tried to fling a POO out of stu­dent Liam Smith’s win­dow, has made head­lines world­wide.

The girl had to be res­cued by fire crews in Bris­tol.

But the story has ig­nited a de­bate about what to do if you need to do Num­ber Two on a first date.

Sphinc­ter

Step forward Very Good Yes Adult Con­ti­nence So­lu­tions, who have mar­keted adult nap­pies for the loose of sphinc­ter for 20 years.

Now MD Costas Benosas ( in­set, right) is push­ing the stay- up poo- catch­ing gruds for first daters.

He told Sun­day Sport: “First date is very ner­vous time. The bowel get loose but who wants to go plop on first date?

“With my pant, you make mess in pants… no smell, guar­an­teed.

“Best not have sex with pooey nappy, though. I only just think of that one. But is still good idea. Only £ 20 or £ 25 with de­liv­ery to all UK.”

IN DEEP SHIT: Liam’s poo- chas­ing date

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