FIRM FLOGS FIRST DATE POO PANTS
A CHEEKY firm is advertising adult nappies for first dates – after a girl got stuck in a window during a disastrous night out with her new fella.
The story of the unnamed girl, who got stuck between two panes of glass when she tried to fling a POO out of student Liam Smith’s window, has made headlines worldwide.
The girl had to be rescued by fire crews in Bristol.
But the story has ignited a debate about what to do if you need to do Number Two on a first date.
Step forward Very Good Yes Adult Continence Solutions, who have marketed adult nappies for the loose of sphincter for 20 years.
Now MD Costas Benosas ( inset, right) is pushing the stay- up poo- catching gruds for first daters.
He told Sunday Sport: “First date is very nervous time. The bowel get loose but who wants to go plop on first date?
“With my pant, you make mess in pants… no smell, guaranteed.
“Best not have sex with pooey nappy, though. I only just think of that one. But is still good idea. Only £ 20 or £ 25 with delivery to all UK.”
IN DEEP SHIT: Liam’s poo- chasing date