Bus stop w* nk perv: I need to clear the pox!
A MAN arrested for masturbating at a bus stop told cops he was doing nothing wrong, as he was wanking for MEDICAL reasons.
Joseph Walcott, 69 ( above), told police he was masturbating to get rid of syphilis when he was taken into custody.
Authorities had received multiple calls about Walcott and when they arrived on the scene in Lincoln, Nebraska, he was still in the act.
When challenged, he said: “I ain’t done doing nothin’ wrong. The doctor done told me to masturbate to clear the old syphilis out my system, Sir.
“That’s the truth of it! And there ain’t a darned thing you can do about it, neither.”
Walcott was charged with indecent exposure and also for disturbing the peace.