Bet she looked fab locked in a 69 with the nanny

Sunday Sport - - NEWS - By SI­MON DEAN si­mon@ sun­daysport. co. uk

DI­VORCE is never easy but for­mer Spice Girl Mel B is mak­ing it look as dif­fi­cult and un­com­fort­able as shit­ting out an iron­ing board… SIDE­WAYS!

In case you haven’t been fol­low­ing the byzan­tine case . . . Mel and film pro­ducer Stephen Be­la­fonte mar­ried in 2007 and are get­ting di­vorced.

As the pair have slung buck­ets of mud at each other in court, we’ve had ac­cu­sa­tions of drug and al­co­hol abuse, three­somes, sex­ual as­sault, wild spend­ing and, ba­si­cally, the whole rock ‘ n’ roll nine yards.

Mel is also en­gaged in a court bat­tle with her one­time nanny, Lor­raine Gilles

Ha­rass­ing

Mel, 42 – whose real name is Me­lanie Brown – has been pur­su­ing the tem­po­rary re­strain­ing or­der against Gilles be­cause, she claims, the LES­BIAN? Mel has been ac­cused of hav­ing an af­fair with their for­mer nanny Lor­raine Gilles ( left) and ( be­low) the shock Daily Mail com­ments 25- year- old blonde Ger­man has been ha­rass­ing her and ‘ con­spir­ing’ with Stephen Be­la­fonte by threat­en­ing to re­lease ex­plo­sive and em­bar­rass­ing sex videos.

But the best thing to come out is de­tails of Mel’s seven- year LES­BIAN af­fair with Lor­raine.

That sala­cious tit­bit has stirred the loins of the grubby Daily Mail who have car­ried the case in highly- in­tru­sive de­tail.

And that’s ex­cited the in­ter­est of some of the Mail’s read­ers.

One made the vile com­ment: “I bet she looked fab­u­lous locked in a 69 with the nanny”.

Another said: “It’s be­gin­ning to sound like a storm in a furry tea cup.”

Last night a Mail vet­eran sighed: “Once upon a time our read­ers were de­cent peo­ple. Now they’re filth.”

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