Bet she looked fab locked in a 69 with the nanny
DIVORCE is never easy but former Spice Girl Mel B is making it look as difficult and uncomfortable as shitting out an ironing board… SIDEWAYS!
In case you haven’t been following the byzantine case . . . Mel and film producer Stephen Belafonte married in 2007 and are getting divorced.
As the pair have slung buckets of mud at each other in court, we’ve had accusations of drug and alcohol abuse, threesomes, sexual assault, wild spending and, basically, the whole rock ‘ n’ roll nine yards.
Mel is also engaged in a court battle with her onetime nanny, Lorraine Gilles
Mel, 42 – whose real name is Melanie Brown – has been pursuing the temporary restraining order against Gilles because, she claims, the LESBIAN? Mel has been accused of having an affair with their former nanny Lorraine Gilles ( left) and ( below) the shock Daily Mail comments 25- year- old blonde German has been harassing her and ‘ conspiring’ with Stephen Belafonte by threatening to release explosive and embarrassing sex videos.
But the best thing to come out is details of Mel’s seven- year LESBIAN affair with Lorraine.
That salacious titbit has stirred the loins of the grubby Daily Mail who have carried the case in highly- intrusive detail.
And that’s excited the interest of some of the Mail’s readers.
One made the vile comment: “I bet she looked fabulous locked in a 69 with the nanny”.
Another said: “It’s beginning to sound like a storm in a furry tea cup.”
Last night a Mail veteran sighed: “Once upon a time our readers were decent people. Now they’re filth.”