URINE PIC­TURE EX­CLU­SIVE TROU­BLE, GIRL! Killjoy cops hunt club pisser

Sunday Sport - - NEWS - By SI­MON DEAN si­mon@ sun­daysport. co. uk

A BABE who weed in a gents’ uri­nal is be­ing hunted af­ter a killjoy COM­PLAINED!

The un­named brunette pulled down her panties and unleashed a stream of sweet blad­der­wa­ter into the piss- stone at a Manch­ester night­club, which we can­not name for le­gal rea­sons.

Sev­eral fel­low tin­klers were so taken by the scene, they took pho­tos on their mo­biles and shared the pic­tures on­line.

But on Fri­day one wit­ness was so shocked by the scene they called the COPS.

One club­goer said: “It was the best thing I have ever seen in all my life. This lady came in, I think she’d had a few, and said the queue in the ladies was mas­sive.

“The cu­bi­cles in the gents were all oc­cu­pied – with peo­ple do­ing ce­cil I reckon – and she said, ‘ I’m bustin’… could I use a uri­nal?

“Well, we all said, ‘ Go for it!’… and she did!

“She made sure we all saw her dark- haired minge then she let fly. Even with the noise from the club you could hear the splash of her pid­dle on the porce­lain.

“Then she asked for a bit of tis­sue and wiped the drips off her whiskers.

“I can’t be­lieve some­one com­plained!”

Last night a po­lice source said: “All com­plaints have to be in­ves­ti­gated.” DO you know the lady hav­ing a de­light­ful lit­tle tin­kle? Call our news­desk now on 0161 381 0152.

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