CLAU­DIA’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

Sunday Sport - - NEWS -

1 A WOMAN was nicked at a school where which young Royal has just started lessons? a) Prince Ge­orge b) Princess Char­lotte c) Princess Eu­ge­nie d) Prince Ed­ward

2 THERE was con­tro­versy last week af­ter which med­i­ca­tion went on sale on­line at un­der a fiver? a) Vi­a­gra b) Ebola vac­cine c) The morn­ing af­ter pill d) Ec­stasy

3 A NUN us­ing a what has be­come a mas­sive in­ter­net sen­sa­tion? a) A level cross­ing b) A chain­saw c) A rosary d) A dildo

4 FOR­MER Chan­cel­lor Ge­orge Os­borne ( above) said he would like to see who chopped up in his freezer? a) David Cameron b) Jeremy Cor­byn c) Theresa May d) Some or­phans

5 WHICH for­mer US pres­i­den­tial can­di­date was caught out ‘ lik­ing’ a porn clip on Twit­ter? a) Ted Cruz b) Don­ald Trump c) Bernie San­ders d) Hil­lary Clin­ton

6 WHY did a trans­sex­ual col­lege lec­turer quit her job at a north Wales col­lege? a) She was asked to use the gents’ toi­lets b) She was asked to show her cock to some builders c) She was caught pos­ing in top shelf mag­a­zines d) She shat on some A- level re­sults

7 LEFTIE union boss Len McCluskey ( right) com­pared him­self to which his­tor­i­cal fig­ure last week? a) Pol Pot b) Nel­son Man­dela c) Hitler d) Stalin

8 HOW much will the new iPhone X cost? a) £ 100 b) £ 1,000 c) £ 10,000 d) £ 1.49

9 A DEADLY new strain of flu which will kill us all is head­ing to the UK from which coun­try? a) Latvia b) China c) Bel­gium d) Aus­tralia

10 WHAT was the name of the storm that bat­tered Bri­tain last week? a) Aileen b) Irene c) Har­vey d) Bey­once

11 REG­U­LAR cups of what cut the chances of heart at­tack pa­tients hav­ing a sec­ond at­tack? a) Gin b) Fruit juice c) Wa­ter d) Cof­fee

12 WHICH vet­eran left- wing fire­brand MP was branded a ‘ scab’ for vot­ing with the Tories for the Brexit bill? a) Eric Hef­fer b) Derek Hat­ton c) Den­nis Skin­ner d) Di­ane Ab­bott

13 POUNDLAND was slammed last week for sell­ing pack­ets of sweets called what? a) Nut­ters b) Woofters c) Loonies d) Gyp­sies

14 A “LOST” episode of which sit­com is to be broad­cast on UKTV Gold next month? a) Robin’s Nest ( above) b) Only Fools and Horses c) Ever De­creas­ing Cir­cles d) Love Thy Neigh­bour

15 CO­ME­DIAN Jack Dee says Britons are los­ing their sense of what? a) Smell b) Style c) Hear­ing d) Irony

Age 24, 32DD-24-34, from Twick­en­ham Clau­dia Dean

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