OUT THE CAT­WALK PUSSY!

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LONDON Fash­ion Week is when the snooty rag trade watch stick-thin models walk up and down a raised plat­form wear­ing frocks from a mad­man’s dressin­gup box.

But there’s an up­side to these in­finitelyan­noy­ing, air- kiss­ing fash­ion types: they are not afraid to show off a bit of tit.

And for the four- and- ahalf het­ero­sex­ual men in­volved in the fash­ion trade, Fash­ion Week must be a de­light.

Hun­dreds of tiny- tit­ted su­per­mod­els strid­ing about with stiff nips you could hang a wet duf­fel coat from.

Last night one in­sider said: “I pre­tend to be a gay – like that Gok Wan – so I can get close to all the ladies and look at their busters.

“To be hon­est, half of them are so off their tits you could prob­a­bly have a bit of a feel and a grope and they wouldn’t know what was going on.”

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