OUT THE CATWALK PUSSY!
LONDON Fashion Week is when the snooty rag trade watch stick-thin models walk up and down a raised platform wearing frocks from a madman’s dressingup box.
But there’s an upside to these infinitelyannoying, air- kissing fashion types: they are not afraid to show off a bit of tit.
And for the four- and- ahalf heterosexual men involved in the fashion trade, Fashion Week must be a delight.
Hundreds of tiny- titted supermodels striding about with stiff nips you could hang a wet duffel coat from.
Last night one insider said: “I pretend to be a gay – like that Gok Wan – so I can get close to all the ladies and look at their busters.
“To be honest, half of them are so off their tits you could probably have a bit of a feel and a grope and they wouldn’t know what was going on.”