Is this the most sin­is­ter Tin­der pro­file ever?

Sunday Sport - - NEWS -

A MO­BILE app promis­ing quick, no- stings sex at the swipe of a screen is bound to at­tract the im­moral, the god­less, the des­per­ate and the de­luded.

But Tin­der also at­tracts the de­ranged.

And among the sex app’s es­ti­mated 50m users, surely none has a pro­file as sin­is­ter as that of Doug Cam­pion.

While most Tin­der users tell white lies on their pro­files, claim­ing to own sports cars or to earn pot­loads of money, we as­sume un­waged Cam­pion’s pro­file is 100% hon­est – be­cause no­body would make this stuff up!

Cam­pion, 49, writes: “Hello. My name is Brian. I live in StokeonTrent. I want a wo­man. The po­lice ar­rested me once. But they proved nothing. My neigh­bours told lies. They heard nothing.

“I am safe to be with. I like long walks in the coun­try­side, grave­yards and the coun­cil re­cy­cling centre.

“You will be kind, obe­di­ent and have big busters like my mother. My mother is dead but I did not kill her. The dark is my friend. I am safe.”

Pos­ing as a date and us­ing a pic­ture of a well- known ac­tress on a phoney pro­file, we ar­ranged to meet Cam­pion at a cen­tral Manch­ester bar.

When our re­porter iden­ti­fied him­self, Cam­pion leapt up and fled through a back en­trance.

Sun­day Sport last night passed our dossier on Cam­pion to the rel­e­vant au­thor­i­ties.

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