Sex romp climbers will blow volcano!
A VOLCANO is set to erupt because kinky foreign climbers had SEX on its slopes, superstitious locals have claimed.
Lusty mountaineers on Mount Agung in Indonesia have angered “the beast” of the volcano and lava will soon follow, according to local magic men.
The Indonesian volcano looks set to blow as up to 400 earthquakes have hit the region over the last few days, causing 75,000 people to flee the danger zone.
While the imminent eruption is a natural phenomenon, a priest from nearby Muntig, a Balinese village inside the volcano evacuation zone, said that the mountain is angry because the “bule” – white people – have been having sex on it.
Jaya, the priest of the village, said: “The climbers did that.”
No- one can predict when Agung will erupt, but the biggest warning sign will be when the animals start fleeing.
Another local, Ketut, said: “The old people advised us the heat from the mountain will make them flee – deer, snakes, wild cows… anything.” FORMER dinner lady Annette said: “I do love Ricky Gervais but didn’t half give Slough a bad name.
“This will go some way to make up for it – and my husband will be delighted!” FLORIST Becky told us: “I hope funnyman Ricky sees these pictures – it’d be great if he got in touch.
“I want to see him do that hilarious David Brent dance for me, too.”