PUB QUIZ!

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WHAT sort of toy did doc­tors find in dad Paul Bax­ter’s lung, which had been stuck there for the last 40 years? a) Pig b) Sword c) Pe­nis d) Traf­fic cone WHAT is the most bor­ing sport in the world, ac­cord­ing to a poll of Brits by on­line casino Ca­sumo? a) Snooker b) Golf c) Bowls d) Darts MID­DLE- CLASS left wing MP Emma Dent Coad ( slan­dered which royal about his war record? a) Prince Harry b) Prince Philip c) Prince An­drew d) Prince Edward WHICH high street chain has launched its own range of cut- price sex toys? a) Home Bargains b) Qual­ity Save c) B& M d) Pound­land THEFTS of what are up by a third after thieves sussed out new ways to steal them? a) Mo­bile phones b) Cars c) Bi­cy­cles d) Cats PACKS of which treat are shrink­ing – though the price is stay­ing the same? a) Malted milk bis­cuits b) Jelly Ba­bies c) Jaffa Cakes d) Co­caine THIS jum­bled up rude word would leave Countdown’s Rachel Ri­ley with a face red­der than an em­bar­rassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? WHO re­cently topped the poll of favourite ra­dio pre­sen­ters? a) Em­peror Rosko b) Terry Wo­gan c) Chris Evans d) Jimmy Sav­ile DOC­TORS want to ban which school sport be­cause it causes de­men­tia in later life? a) Football b) Hockey c) Bri­tish Bull­dog d) Rugby A DRESS worn by which fe­male TV star be­came the most com­plained- about telly mo­ment of the year? a) Su­sanna Reid b) Janet Street Porter c) Amanda Holden d) Holly Willoughby WHICH BBC news pre­sen­ter has been given body­guards after threats from Labour left- wingers? a) David Dim­bleby b) John Craven c) Laura Kuenss­berg d) Louise Minchin A BUILDER was booted out of a posh cafe in west London for wear­ing what? a) His work clothes b) An ISIS T- shirt c) A Donald Trump mask d) A strap- on cock

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