HE TAKES ALL THE WEEK’S NEWS & PULLS ITS PANTS DOWN

THE airline Monarch goes bust, prompting Britain to launch its biggest evacuation mission since Dunkirk to get our stranded holidaymakers back home.

Of course, you can’t really compare getting stuck on a package holiday in Magaluf with the horrors of that World War Two engagement.

One was a nightmare week in which plucky Brits found themselves at the mercy of the Germans, whose discipline and organisation gave them a chokehold on all the beaches.

And the other was more than 70 years ago. A NEW book claims the young Camilla only shagged Prince Charles because her then husband, Andrew Parker Bowles, was knobbing Princess Anne. Critics say it’s like an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show. Surely they way those two women look it’s more like All Creatures Great And Small. CHEST GREAT: In Emmerdale ( above) and baring boobs