HANG THEM NOW!
Outrage as web fiends create fake nude Meghan snaps
AS the nation rejoiced at news of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s engagement last week, evil net fiends were busy at work creating FAKE nude images of the future Duchess of Sussex.
Photos of “Meghan” revealing boobs and bush popped up on fan forums and were widely shared on social media.
Today Sunday Sport can confirm that the images are the real Meghan’s head superimposed on a nude model’s body using space- age technology.
And the arrangement of the pixels in the images suggests that Russians may be involved.
Last night a Tory MP – who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals – said: “If the Russians are behind this, then it is an act of war.
“And if any British citizens are found to be mixed up in this wretched business then I would argue they are guilty of treason and should hang.”
Constitutional experts last night said that, while the UK is still in the EU, capital punishment is unlawful. But following our exit in 2019, the net fakers could face the rope.
Harry, 33, and Meghan, 36, announced their engagement last Monday.
It’s believed the Queen will make them Duke and Duchess of Sussex, reviving a title vacant since 1843.