I’ll put Ricicles down my chap’s eye until Kellogg’s back down
A MAN who ended up in hospital after shoving Rice Krispies down his chap’s eye is repeating his stunt – in protest at Kellogg’s axing Ricicles!
Last week the cereal giant announced the sugar- coated rice puffs would not be sold after January 2018, as part of a push to reduce childhood obesity.
But the well- meaning move has not found favour with Kelvin Green, who says Ricicles are his favourite cereal.
He ranted: “After I had that mishap with the Rice Krispies last year, I couldn’t face them any more. That’s when I discovered Ricicles – it was a revelation!
“They are like Rice Krispies but sugar- coated like Frosties. I’ve been eating them every day. Now Kellogg’s want to ban them? Just because of a few fat f** king kids?
“Well, here’s the deal. I’ll put a Ricicle down my Jap’s eye – sorry, chap’s eye – until Kellogg’s change their mind. Last year I got an infection of the bellend when I did the same with Rice Krispies.
“If Kellogg’s want me to lose my bellend, so be it. My poor, infected cock- end will be on their conscience!”
Unmarried Kelvin, 41, of Crewe, Cheshire, told Sunday Sport he’d had “a few” ciders when he came up with his protest.
An insider at Kellogg’s said: “Twat.”
PROTEST: Kelvin shoves cereal down his penis