A WOMAN who I work with is giving me the horn.
I recently got married and my lovely wife is great – but very straight and won’t even wear saucy underwear!
Every day this bird at the office is jabbering away about what she did in the sack the night before.
She goes on in great detail and doesn’t seem embarrassed to talk about swallowing big cocks, using a vibro and taking it up the arse.
The other day I got a boner listening to her dirty talk and she came over and squeezed it under my desk.
She said she’ll drag me to the bogs and suck me off next time it happens. What should I do? IF you’re not interested in her, tell the bitch to back off and leave you alone. I’VE recently become transfixed by watching the darts on TV and the sight of those hefty chaps twirling the tungsten makes me wet.
So I went down to the local pub the other night, when I knew they had a darts match on, to ogle the blokes playing.
I ended up getting as wet as an otter’s pocket and sucking off five of the lads in the car park after their team won.
They only play at home once every two weeks and I can’t wait that long for my fill.
JS, Chester PUT a darts board up at home and invite the team round to yours one night. TG, Devon