GINA’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1 PRINCE Harry’s new fiancée Meghan Markle will quit which U. S. TV show to be a princess?
a) Suits b) Bones c) M. A. S. H. d) Arsehole Party
2 CORRIE actor Bruno Langley ( right) gave which excuse for groping women on a boozy night out?
a) The women had nice arses b) He was proving he wasn’t a gay, like his TV character c) His hand had a spasm
d) He’s a bit of a c** t
3 HOW much did Mel B pay to settle her divorce with her ex Stephen Belafonte?
a) £ 1.49 b) £ 2million c) £ 3million d) £ 6.5million
4 A PROP machine gun from which 1968 movie was handed over to cops over fears it may be illegal?
a) Willy Wonka b) Deep Throat c) Where Eagles Dare d) The Italian Job
5 WHICH comedian was found guilty on two counts on speeding, despite trying to weasel out of one of them with some half- arsed excuse?
a) Bernard Manning b) Bog- eyed Russell Howard c) That one, you know... the one with the hair d) David Walliams
6 THE uncle of which Royal was called a “nasty drunk” after twatting his wife?
a) Princess Kate b) Princess Anne ( right) c) The Queen d) Prince Edward’s wife. Sophie, is it?
7 WHICH medicine will be available over the counter at chemists from next year, it was announced last week?
a) Uppers b) Downers c) Yellow Bentines d) Viagra
8 WHICH much- loved and veteran TV and movie star attracted a storm of hatred after saying something not- quite- PC about sex attacks?
a) Angela Lansbury b) Julie Andrews c) Joan Collins d) Dame Edna Everage
9 DONALD Trump stirred up a shitstorm by sharing a tweet from which political party?
a) The Liberal Democrats b) The Monster Raving Loony Party c) Britain First d) George Galloway’s lot
10 SUPERMODEL Heidi Klum ( left) has admitted she is scared of what?
a) Flying b) Hornets c) Clowns d) Pandas
11 STUDENTS at which university scrapped an 80s Miners’ Strike- themed booze- up after some lefties whinged?
a) Cambridge b) Oxford c) Southampton d) Durham
12 THE latest idea to cut congestion, announced by transport secretary Chris Grayling, is to what?
a) Bring back the horse and cart ( right) b) Double decker cars c) Take cars off the poor d) Reopen railways closed by the Beeching Cuts
13 HOW did madcap war criminal Slobodan Praljak ( left) make that sure his day in court would be remembered?
a) He called the judge “sweet tits” b) He farted the Croatian national anthem c) He committed suicide by taking poison d) He got off thanks to that Mr Loophole lawyer
14 KELLOGG’S are to stop making which sort of sweet cereal?
a) Ricicles b) Frosties c) Coco- Pops d) Sugar- Cube- ios
15 HOW much may Britain end up paying to leave the EU, according to reports last week?
a) £ 1.49 b) £ 350million a week c) £ 50billion d) £ 1,000billion
Gina S Age 26, 32C-25-35, from Essex It’s dead hard!