Sex-mad sis­ters stalk Ant & Dec Down Un­der

Sunday Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By SI­MON DEAN si­mon@ sun­daysport. co. uk

THEY spend ev­ery win­ter watch­ing mi­nor celebri­ties feast on kan­ga­roo tes­ti­cles.

And in the sum­mer­time peer into the dark chasm of hu­man­ity that is Bri­tain’s Got Tal­ent.

So Ant ’ n’ Dec are well- used to cop­ing with mat­ters that are dark and fright­ful.

But the Ge­ordie duo may be about to face their great­est ter­ror yet – two sex- crazed stalk­ers who have vowed to “shag their wee wil­lies off.”

Wanda and Wendy Mc­Don­ald have trav­elled from their home in Glas­gow to the vil­lage of Bono­gin, near the Spring­brook Na­tional Park on Aus­tralia’s Gold Coast, where I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! is filmed for ITV.


And the lust- ad­dled sis­ters have just one thing on their minds – a god­less orgy with the en­ter­tain­ers.

Speak­ing on the tele­phone to Sun­day Sport, 56- year- old Wanda rasped: “Them two lovely wee fel­las are just sex on legs.

“We’ve been try­ing to get near to them for a good 10 years now.

“We have al­ways been thwarted by tele­vi­sion se­cu­rity guards in the past.

“But now we’ve saved up all our baw­bees for the ticket to Aus­tralia.

“We’ll come at them from the jun­gle – so they won’t be able to see us com­ing.”

The sis­ters have made no se­cret of their de­sire to be scut­tled by top telly pre­sen­ters Ant ’ n’ Dec.


They set up a web­site called We Want Ant ’ n’ Dec’s Spunk, on which they posted a string of nude photos and ex­plicit “fan fic­tion” in which they de­tailed their warped sex­ual fan­tasies about the pair.

The site has been taken down for le­gal rea­sons.

Wendy, 57, slavered: “This is nae teenage crush. We want the cock and, by jinks, we’re go­ing to get it. “Both of them, aye!” Last night I’m A Celeb sources con­firmed that camp se­cu­rity guards have been is­sued with photos of the pair and have been warned to be on the look­out for them.

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