Don’t let randy lasses deck Ant Down Un­der

Sunday Sport - - NEWS -

WE know that the en­ter­tain­ment ge­nius that is Ant ‘n’ Dec at­tracts a de­voted fol­low­ing.

But some of these fol­low­ers verge on the de­mented.

To­day we re­port on two sis­ters from Glas­gow who have fol­lowed Ant ‘n’ Dec Down Un­der with the aim of “shag­ging their wee wil­lies off”.

No doubt many men would be flat­tered by the at­ten­tion.

But let us not for­get that the Ant half of Ant ‘n’ Dec is fresh from re­hab af­ter de­vel­op­ing a fond­ness for the pills.

The last thing Ant ‘n’ Dec needs at the mo­ment is the wan­ton at­ten­tion of this lust-crazed pair of harpies.

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