Naked pair try to book hotel room

HOTEL staff called cops when two NAKED would- be guests turned up at the front desk, asking for a room.

When cops arrived they found Brent Martinez, 36 ( above) and 31- year- old Maria Cano- Morales “nude”.

Both suspects, from Sterling, Virginia, were arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Cano- Morales ( above) was bailed, while Martinez was held at the Loudoun Co Adult Detention Center.

A source at the hotel said: “The bizarre thing was they didn’t seem to be drunk or on drugs or anything.

“Maybe they had been on some of those new- fangled synthetic drugs, like Yellow Bentines or Whiffle.

“Hell, it can be hard to tell when folk have taken shit like that.” RICHARD Nixon applied unsuccessfully to join the FBI. DARING Hannah Barking gave her skydiving pals an unexpected treat when she made her 100th jump – her BOOB popped out mid- air!

The 29- year- old from Glasgow, was on holiday in Australia when she was filmed making her centenary jump, wearing just a skimpy bikini.

But the outfit proved to be unwise when the rushing air pushed her top down and one of her knockers flopped out.

She said: “I don’t care – it’s only skin. I’m more proud that I’ve now done 100 jumps.”