LIKE Sunday Sport, Viz Top Tips are a national institution.
And in this weekly feature, we bring you some of the very best from over the years… USE only economy packs of toilet roll instead of expensive ‘luxury’ tissue. You’ll find that your fingers the invariably go through both. But money you save buying cheaper paper can then be spent on a bar of soap to clean them with. STAND your cooker on an old tea chest. This prevents young children reaching the hot areas, and provides useful storage space for kitchen cleaning equipment, bleach etc.
Curly Lox, Glastonbury A BUCKET of water hung in a tree is an ideal nesting place for migrating sea birds. AMAZE your neighbours by tightrope- walking across your clothes line without the use of a safety net. Simply thread the clothes line through a short section of hosepipe, glued to the bottom of each shoe. Providing your shoelaces are tied tightly, falling off is impossible. M. Board,
Romney MAKE polystyrene lifebelts for your plant pots and float them in the bath when you go on holiday. FELLAS. Make your girlfriend’s boobs look bigger by looking at them through a magnifying glass. G. Knox, Walsall DRIVERS. Save money by putting much larger wheels on the back of your car. You will always be going downhill, which saves fuel. SKIN a tomato by simply eating it. The next day, you’re left with just the skin in the toilet pan. John Tait, Thropton TWO spaghetti hoops make an ideal pair of reading glasses for gingerbread men. SAVE money on tap shoes by simply pushing drawing pins into the toes and heels of your bare feet. Bruno Parsnip, Bury SAVE on laundry bills by getting your kids to keep their clothes on next time they have a bath. And make them play with your dirty dinner dishes instead of the usual bath toys. CAT owners. Save cash on expensive cat carriers. Tie your pet’s tail to one of its back legs to make a handy carrying loop. Shelly Goblin,