Life’s not a beach for drunk school flasher
COUPLE: Chloe and Sam on MTV show GEORDIE Shore beauty Chloe Ferry thought her boyfriend was about to propose – but instead he asked if he could SHAG her up the ARSE.
Sam Gowland, 22, took his girlfriend and co- star on a date to tell her about his appointment with a fortune teller.
While he told Chloe, 22, that the predictions had told him the pair were ready to “take the next step”, she then had dreams of a sparkling engagement ring.
But Sam had fantasies of a different type of ring and used the picnic date to ask Chloe if he could “put it in her arse”.
He said: “I had my star sign read. She said the relationship is ready to move to the next step.”
Speaking to camera, Chloe said: “Next step? Oh my God! Is he about to propose?”
But Sam continued: “I want to put it in your arse. Well, we haven’t done that yet! That is the next step… for the cock to go in the arse.
Chloe later raged: “I thought he was about to propose. Not try and stick it in my arse!” A MAN found naked in a school playground told cops he thought he was at the BEACH.
Polish- born Alexander Kolacz, 20, was spotted by a teacher outside a school in Bahrija, Malta, who then called cops.
No kids were outside at the time.
Kolacz later pleaded guilty to exposing himself and being drunk in a public place.
As he was due to leave Malta at the end of the month, magistrates released him on the condition he did not commit another crime.