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LURKER: Brenda jumps out and shows her boobs to males, in the hope of getting some stiff cock SOME people go off to the woods to soak up nature’s beauty and the tranquillity of a forest setting.
Others go to spot rare birds and yet more take their shrieking children to ruin it for everyone else.
But Brenda Harrison has something else on her mind when she lurks among the trees… SEX! For the nymphomaniac – known locally as ‘ Mad Brenda’ – leaps out of the bushes and flashes her large busters at male passersby, in the hope of them penetrating her sodden minge with their erect members!
Brenda, 29, told Sunday Sport: “I’ve given a few blokes quite a fright and a couple of ramblers have run away gibbering.
“But on the whole, when I leap onto the path, whip my boobs out and ask, ‘ Like what you see? Want to cop a feel?’ they say, ‘ Aye’ and within seconds they’re mashing my teats.
“And more often than not, I get a nice bit of cock out of it.”
But now Brenda’s reign of naughtiness may be coming to an end.
Bafton Foresty, owner of the 300- acre Bafton Woods south of Worksop, Notts, has applied for an injunction banning Brenda from the site.
A spokesman for the company said: “Bafton Forestry are committed to keeping Bafton Woods as an area for local recreation and the enjoyment of wildlife there.
“A cock- hungry madwoman leaping out of the undergrowth does little to enhance the utility of the woods.
“Unless you’re a sex person, of course.”