P* ssed as a canoe
A BOOZY 999 hoax caller has been LOCKED UP after claiming to be trapped under a capsized CANOE.
Drunkard Donald Robertson, 58, also reported a fake farm fire.
Cops, fire crews and paramedics were sent out when he said he was drowning in the River Tay, Perth, the city’s Sheriff Court was told. The drunk stunt cost emergency services £ 2,352. The court heard Robertson, of Perth, had told social workers he had no intention of cutting down his drinking.
Sheriff Gillian Wade jailed him for nine months after he admitted the hoaxes.