‘ SPICING’ IS THE NEW PLANKING
Striking death-drug pose is latest bizarre craze
THEIR dead eyes staring at far- off terrors, dancing to a disco that’s playing only in their deranged minds…
Lying on railway tracks or tramlines, their narcotic- addled wits numb to the peril…
Openly soiling themselves while watching the tedious progress of a cashpoint queue.
No folks, it’s not hard to spot someone who’s taken Spice – the drug of choice for Britain’s unfortunate underclass.
This evil synthetic narcotic turns happy- go- lucky tramps and street drinkers into undead ZOMBIES!
And, bizarrely, Spice users are the inspiration behind a brand new internet craze – SPICING!
It’s a variant on planking – the bizarre online craze that saw millions pretending to be planks a few years ago.
However, with spicing DONALD SLUMP: Supermarket trip is livened up with some spicing fun OLD CRAZE: Planking , pranksters pretend to be spice users – adopting the unique “Spice slump” in a variety of unlikely places – to the shock or amusement of other members of the public. WALKING UNDEAD: Real Spice users ( inspire funny copycats