I’LL SUCK OFF HARRY KANE!
CLINICAL FINISH: Lottie has offered to fellate England star ( if he finds the net again WHEN England take to the field on Tuesday to face mighty Columbia, hero Harry Kane will have all the more reason to play out of his skin.
For the 24- year- old Spurs striker has been promised a slobbery NOSH from England- mad Lottie Jones if he finds the back of the net.
Gran- of- seven Lottie said “a bit of wee came out” when Kane scored a late winner against Tunisia in the Russian city of Volgograd.
And the Three Lions fanatic said that she’s more than happy to encourage Kane to similar feats of heroism in the remaining games of the tournament.
The unwaged 66- year- old said: “Barry down the day centre says I’m dead good at sucking cock so I reckon that if I promise Harry one of my ‘ specials’ – that’s where I put my little finger up your bot- bot – he’s bound to want to score again and again.
“It’d be lovely to think my mouth could lead to England winning the World Cup.”
Unfortunately, when Sunday Sport tried to deliver news of Lottie’s offer to Harry in person at England’s hotel, our man was moved off the site by security.