I’LL SUCK OFF HARRY KANE!

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CLIN­I­CAL FIN­ISH: Lot­tie has of­fered to fel­late Eng­land star ( if he finds the net again WHEN Eng­land take to the field on Tues­day to face mighty Columbia, hero Harry Kane will have all the more rea­son to play out of his skin.

For the 24- year- old Spurs striker has been promised a slob­bery NOSH from Eng­land- mad Lot­tie Jones if he finds the back of the net.

Gran- of- seven Lot­tie said “a bit of wee came out” when Kane scored a late win­ner against Tu­nisia in the Rus­sian city of Vol­gograd.

And the Three Lions fa­natic said that she’s more than happy to en­cour­age Kane to sim­i­lar feats of hero­ism in the re­main­ing games of the tour­na­ment.

The un­waged 66- year- old said: “Barry down the day cen­tre says I’m dead good at suck­ing cock so I reckon that if I prom­ise Harry one of my ‘ spe­cials’ – that’s where I put my lit­tle fin­ger up your bot- bot – he’s bound to want to score again and again.

“It’d be lovely to think my mouth could lead to Eng­land win­ning the World Cup.”

Un­for­tu­nately, when Sun­day Sport tried to de­liver news of Lot­tie’s of­fer to Harry in per­son at Eng­land’s ho­tel, our man was moved off the site by se­cu­rity.

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