Towie Gemma Collins caught top­less

TOWIE BABE GEMMA PROVES STUNNAS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES

Sunday Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By BARNEY SA­MUELS news@ sun­daysport. co. uk

COME on lads, be hon­est…

The su­per­mod­els, pop stars and celebri­ties we lust af­ter are so skinny that a gust of wind would blow ’ em over.

Don’t we RE­ALLY fancy a lass with a bit of meat on her bones?

The sort of girl who wouldn’t spit your gloop be­cause of all the calo­ries.

The sort of girl who’d show you a thing or two in the sack, then go two’s up on a gi­ant ba­con bap!

Scoff

The sort of girl like chunky TOWIE babe Gemma Collins.

To­day we cel­e­brate Plus Size Babes – the stunnas who scoff at the skele­tal look.

And here’s an­other thing.

While skinny birds have knock­ers like a 10- year- old boy, plus- size babes are shaped like REAL women, with busters to match.

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