WHEN Barry Frobisher first saw ‘ Human Ken Doll’ Rodrigo Alves he thought: “I want to be like that!”
Alves – a contestant in the Celebrity Big Brother house – is famous for having undergone dozens of plastic surgeries in an attempt to perfect his own appearance and has spent over £ 500,000 on ops.
Unfortunately, freelance window cleaner Barry, from Stalybridge, Greater Manchester, did not have that level of funding and decided to have the job done “on the cheap”.
After finding a struck- off Moldovan plastic surgeon on the Dark Web, he saved up £ 300 and travelled to the surgeon’s caravan in Droitwich, Worcs, for the op.
The results were less than perfect.
Barry said: “When I came round from the anaesthetic, it felt like I’d been kicked in the face by a donkey. The surgeon told me that this was quite normal and not to take the bandages off for three weeks.
“But after two weeks the stench of rotting flesh was too much so I slipped the bandages off for a look. I was sick at what I saw.
“I looked nothing like Rodrigo the Human Ken Doll. If anything, I looked more like Ken Dodd! My teeth stuck out at angles and I’d adopted a bizarre ‘ surprised’ expression.
“I tried to ring the surgeon but the line is dead.
“I wanted to be a reality TV star. Now I’ll be lucky to get on a Come Dine With Me Freaks Special.”