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WHEN Barry Fro­bisher first saw ‘ Hu­man Ken Doll’ Ro­drigo Alves he thought: “I want to be like that!”

Alves – a con­tes­tant in the Celebrity Big Brother house – is fa­mous for hav­ing un­der­gone dozens of plas­tic surg­eries in an at­tempt to per­fect his own ap­pear­ance and has spent over £ 500,000 on ops.

Un­for­tu­nately, free­lance win­dow cleaner Barry, from Staly­bridge, Greater Manch­ester, did not have that level of fund­ing and de­cided to have the job done “on the cheap”.

Af­ter find­ing a struck- off Moldovan plas­tic sur­geon on the Dark Web, he saved up £ 300 and trav­elled to the sur­geon’s car­a­van in Droitwich, Worcs, for the op.

The re­sults were less than per­fect.

Barry said: “When I came round from the anaes­thetic, it felt like I’d been kicked in the face by a don­key. The sur­geon told me that this was quite nor­mal and not to take the ban­dages off for three weeks.

“But af­ter two weeks the stench of rot­ting flesh was too much so I slipped the ban­dages off for a look. I was sick at what I saw.

“I looked noth­ing like Ro­drigo the Hu­man Ken Doll. If any­thing, I looked more like Ken Dodd! My teeth stuck out at an­gles and I’d adopted a bizarre ‘ sur­prised’ ex­pres­sion.

“I tried to ring the sur­geon but the line is dead.

“I wanted to be a re­al­ity TV star. Now I’ll be lucky to get on a Come Dine With Me Freaks Special.”

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