Too-soon sex punter dials 999
A RANDY knocking shop punter called COPS after he shot his mess too quickly in the rub- a- tug boutique!
The disgruntled bloke dialled 999 after shelling out £ 35 for half an hour of passion at the brothel, in Manchester’s Fallowfield area – but only lasted five minutes.
Local police took to Twitter to report the bizarre emergency call.
Greater Manchester Police Fallowfield’s official Twitter account said: “999 call – Male complaining he only got 5 minutes of ‘ adult services’, having prepaid for 30.
“Needless to say we didn’t send an officer, so thankfully we don’t know the outcome.”
A police source added: “You get all sorts in this business.
“If the gentleman is really that aggrieved, he might have a better chance if he goes through Trading Standards.”
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