Too-soon sex punter di­als 999

Sunday Sport - - NEWS -

A RANDY knock­ing shop punter called COPS af­ter he shot his mess too quickly in the rub- a- tug bou­tique!

The dis­grun­tled bloke di­alled 999 af­ter shelling out £ 35 for half an hour of pas­sion at the brothel, in Manch­ester’s Fal­low­field area – but only lasted five min­utes.

Lo­cal po­lice took to Twit­ter to re­port the bizarre emer­gency call.

Greater Manch­ester Po­lice Fal­low­field’s of­fi­cial Twit­ter ac­count said: “999 call – Male com­plain­ing he only got 5 min­utes of ‘ adult ser­vices’, hav­ing pre­paid for 30.

“Need­less to say we didn’t send an of­fi­cer, so thank­fully we don’t know the out­come.”

A po­lice source added: “You get all sorts in this busi­ness.

“If the gen­tle­man is re­ally that ag­grieved, he might have a bet­ter chance if he goes through Trad­ing Stan­dards.”

TWEET: Cops spill the beans

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from UK

© PressReader. All rights reserved.