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Like Sun­day Sport, Viz Top Tips are a na­tional in­sti­tu­tion. And in this weekly fea­ture, we bring you some of the very best from over the years… WHY waste money on first class stamps. Sim­ply write your let­ters a few days ear­lier and send them sec­ond class. P Honk, Leam­ing­ton Spa WOMEN. When ar­gu­ing with your boyfriend that you are the more log­i­cal of the species, do not then go and buy clothes that do up round the back. Phillip Smith,

e- mail DEFY the govern­ment at the start of Bri­tish Sum­mer Time by re­fus­ing to put your clocks for­ward at 2am. ‘Save’ the hour for later in the day. You still get your lie-in and you can fast for­ward your day when it suits you, like when there is noth­ing on the telly. Dean Rigg, e-mail GENTS. Af­ter vis­it­ing the bar­ber, re­move the hairs from the back of your neck by in­flat­ing a bal­loon, rub­bing it on your jumper in or­der to charge it with static elec­tric­ity, and then brushing it along the col­lar line and around your ears. B Derby- Hatt,

Lu­ton MEN. Make sure that your lady al­ways gets to sleep in the wet patch by ejac­u­lat­ing into her side of the bed be­fore she gets into it. Manytricks, e-mail MAKE your steam iron glide ef­fort­lessly over your clothes by fill­ing it with veg­etable oil in­stead of wa­ter. Peter San­dlee,

Lon­don YOUNG moth­ers. hys­ter­i­cally Calm cry­ing chil­dren in the su­per­mar­ket slap­ping by firmly their legs and then tug­ging them along wrists. by the Jamie McKen­zie, West Dray­ton NORTHERNERS. On hot sum­mer nights go to bed wear­ing a shower cap full of frozen peas to cool your head. And when you wake up you’ll have a tasty mushy pea snack ready for break­fast. Gary Parslaw,

e- mail DON’T fork out thou­sand of pounds on a Jacuzzi-style bath. Make your own by plac­ing a hairdryer in the wa­ter. Wear a rub­ber wet­suit to avoid elec­tro­cu­tion. Jack Ply­wood, Wilt­shire

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