NEVER LET A LOVE RIVAL DO YOUR MAKE-UP

SARAH Jones thought nothing of letting “pal” Wendy Marshall help put on her make up for a night out in Blackpool.

But when Sarah hit the Golden Mile, the reaction of passersby left her baffled.

The 24- year- old said: COCK ’ N’ BALLS STORY: Sarah’s daubed features “People were pointing and laughing. I looked around, thinking I might have got my skirt tucked in my knickers.

“Wendy, the bitch, said she could see nothing either. It was only when I walked past a shop window that I saw it.”

For vengeful Wendy, 25, had daubed a massive COCK ’ N’ BALLS on Sarah’s face.

The hairy testicles and base of the cock’s shaft framed Sarah’s mouth, while the BELLEND was in the centre of her face.

Eye- for- detail Wendy had even painted in gobbets of SPUNK cascading Sarah’s eyebrow.

In a scuffle, Wendy suffered a black eye and a burst lip.

Magistrates heard Wendy daubed the facial graffiti after she discovered Sarah had “sucked off” her ex boyfriend in Bolton, Greater Manchester.

Both admitted affray and will be sentenced next month. onto