STORMY DANIELS ‘HAS VIDEO OF TWO-MINUTE TRUMP IN ACTION’
STORM IN A D- CUP: Porn babe ‘ is facing serious danger’ A VIDEO of “Donald Trump’s flabby white ass” is the only thing that’s protecting porn superstar Stormy Daniels from ASSASSINATION by shadowy right- wing vigilantes close to the ever- intriguing U. S. President.
That’s the shocking analysis of former CIA spook Hank P. Limburg, who says the busty starlet – who claims to have romped with the one- time property tycoon in 2006 – must have “some cast- iron goddamned insurance”.
Hank, who freely admits to conducting so- called “black ops” against both enemy and allied governments while working for the spy agency in the 1990s, said: “In my day, if some broad came out of the woodwork claiming to have f** ked the President, she would have been dealt with swiftly.
“The only reason Monica Lewinsky – the intern who claimed to have had an affair with former U. S. President Bill Clinton – is still alive is that we wanted to get that Commie f** k Clinton out of the goddamned White House.
“I’m guessing that this Stormy chick has something on video and has said, ‘ anything happens to me, this goes to the New York Times’.
“Maybe it’s a tape of the President’s flabby white ass pounding away.
“Maybe it’s even better, like the president being f** ked up the ass by this broad with a strap- on dildo.
“Hell, maybe she takes a shit in his mouth!
“Whatever it is, it’s bad, it can’t come out and it’s keeping Stormy Daniels alive. I’m almost 90 per cent sure of it.”
Stormy, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, last week told Vogue magazine that President Trump lasted “about two minutes. Maybe.”