ADRIAN CHILES IS A F-F-F**KING LIGHTWEIGHT

Shouty An­gus challenges boozy TV star to drink­ing con­test

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THANKS to his doc­u­men­tary Drinkers Like Me, Adrian Chiles is now the nation’s most fa­mous sot.

The for­mer Day­break star and ITV Sport host was shown fill­ing in a drinks diary dur­ing the BBC2 show – ad­mit­ting his weekly booze units some­times ran into TRIPLE fig­ures.

The max­i­mum rec­om­mended by medics is a pal­try 14.

But while Chiles’s pro­gramme has been hailed as a wake- up call to mid­dle- class booz­ers, it has caused OU­TRAGE in mem­bers of the full- time drink­ing com­mu­nity.

Black­pool’s An­gus “Shouty An­gus” McTav­ish is par­tic­u­larly up­set at what he calls Chiles’s “cul­tural ap­pro­pri­a­tion”.

An­gus, 42, gib­bered: “See that Adrian Chiles? You see him? He’s talk­ing – HATHERSAGE! – about hav­ing a few pints and hav­ing a drink prob­lem.

“A few pints? That’s a f** king eye- opener be­fore brekkie for me.

“But who gets on the TV talk­ing about – STARCH! – the booze like he’s Christ al- f** king Mighty? Adrian Chiles, that’s who!

“Can you imag­ine the to- do if I went on the telly to make a – FIN­DUS! – doc­u­men­tary about slav­ery? There’d be hell on.

“You see that Adrian Chiles? It’s cul­tural ap­pro­pri­a­tion that is. Like that c** t Jamie Oliver and his f** king rice. MAYPOLE!”

An­gus went on to chal­lenge Chiles to a “proper drink­ing con­test” un­der Black­pool Cen­tral pier at low tide – be­fore be­com­ing con­fused, wet­ting his trousers and sob­bing over the loss of a wo­man called Muriel. CHAL­LENGE: An­gus and ( Adrian

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