ATTENTION- addict Lily Allen reveals she romped with female prostitutes during her marriage breakdown.
The nation’s favourite Pam Ayres tribute act doesn’t seem ashamed of her behaviour… and nor should she. In fact, we would urge any and all ladies to sit on Lily Allen’s face whenever she wants. If only to stop her from singing.
No doubt we can all look forward to hearing Lily describe these lesbian encounters on her next record. Just as soon as the rhyming dictionary comes up with something for “cunnilingus”.