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WITH thou­sands of horny stu­dents now start­ing univer­sity – many of them free from their par­ents’ shack­les for the first time – it’s bound to be a time for plenty of al­co­hol and sex­ual ex­per­i­men­ta­tion.

Fresh­ers’ week is ar­guably the best time of a stu­dent’s life and they’re nor­mally too busy bonk­ing and booz­ing to miss home at all.

It’s been a good while since I was a stu­dent at Ban­gor Univer­sity but when my ed­i­tor asked me to go to Liver­pool for the week­end to delve into the stu­dent scene, I jumped at the chance.

Pack­ing all the es­sen­tials – cheap vodka, two sexy out­fits and a few con­doms – I headed to the Scouse city on the hunt for the best fresh­ers’ events around.

The train was jam- packed with stu­dents and I got chat­ting to one girl, Han­nah, who was mov­ing from Birm­ing­ham to Liver­pool John Moores to study busi­ness.

“It’ll be the best week ever, I’m fi­nally free of my mum and dad and I can’t wait to prop­erly meet my new house­mates,” Han­nah told me.

“We’ve al­ready been chat­ting on­line and we’re hav­ing a house party tonight, come along, Jane!”

Scrib­bling down the de­tails, I headed to my ho­tel for the week­end and while run­ning a bath I popped open a cheap can of vodka and orange to get back into the stu­dent men­tal­ity.

After­wards I slipped on a tiny red dress, coated my lips in gaudy match­ing lip­stick, slipped on my stilet­tos and headed out.

I knocked on Han­nah’s door and within a few min­utes she greeted me by plant­ing a snog on my lips and pinch­ing my bum.

“Hope you’re ready, Jane. En­joy,” she said with a wink.

The party was al­ready in full swing as I wan­dered around the ORAL EX­AMS: John Moores and the Univer­sity of Liver­pool

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