Wife’s fury at female hubby
A PENSIONER found out the husband she had been married to for 41 years was really a WOMAN when ‘ he’ died aged 82.
Jeanette Jardin, 78, believed the husband she lived with in southern France was a man called Phillipe and was happily married to him for most of her life.
But when ‘ Phillipe’ died it was revealed that he had never had a cock and the beard he had sported throughout the union was false.
Jeanette said: “He told me he had lost his penis during the Suez crisis when an Arab shot him.
“That’s why we never had sex, and I believed him. He used to spit whenever an Arab came on the TV.
“I loved him anyway and never had any need to doubt him, but it was all a lie. His beard was very convincing.”