Recycler gets bad dildo rap
A CRAFT dildo maker has been jailed after health and safety investigators declared that his recycled wood phalluses were dangerous.
Hayley Neston has been making her sex toys from reclaimed pallet wood for three years.
She sells the items for up to £ 100 each but after a series of splinter complaints the authorities have shut her down.
They discovered the pallets she had been using were treated with wood preservative that is dangerous to humans.
Neston, of Portland, Oregon, now faces prosecution for endangerment to life.
A source said: “She was trying to be good for the environment by recycling waste wood but pallet wood is full of preservatives and is not the kind of thing you to be putting inside you.”