Dwarf bigot’s threat to midget wrestlers
A DWARF extremist has issued a chilling threat to midgets who “perform like monkeys” for normalsized people.
Hate- crazed Alfie Pinkerton, leader of the Dwarf National Party, spoke out after venues across Britain banned dwarf wrestling events after politically- correct pressure.
Pinkerton, who argues dwarfs are genetically superior and who calls normal- height people ‘ biggers’, raged: “It makes my blood boil that the cream of dwarf manhood are performing like monkeys for the entertainment of biggers.
“Dwarf wrestling? The only thing dwarfs should wrestle with is the question of when we take our rightful place as natural leaders of the world.
“Dwarfs taking part in events like dwarf wrestling are height traitors and need to be exterminated before our revolution can succeed.”
Asked if he was advocating violence against what he called “traitors”, Pinkerton winked: “For the omelette of a dwarf Britain to be made, some eggs may need to be broken.”
Organisers of a dwarf wrestling event are set to take legal action against venues which cancelled their events.
A spokesperson for tour organiser Center Stage Entertainment said: “The wrestlers doing the tour feel this is discrimination.”
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